see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he was CRYING into my vagina
no you cant smoke seaweed
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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