I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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