brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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