Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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