Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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