I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you traded sex for a burrito?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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