Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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