So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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