come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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