I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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