It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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