Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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