if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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