You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
there is glitter all over my balls
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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