Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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