fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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