we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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