She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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