That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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