do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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