Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
