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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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