i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I have post one night stand depression
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