I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm passing your future prison.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Mom said you looked used
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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