week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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