New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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