The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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