when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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