David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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