hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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