oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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