Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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