Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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