Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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