Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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