They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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