I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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