I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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