You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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