i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think a kid would responsible me up
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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