I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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