the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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