After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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