Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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