She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
vagina is talking i cant
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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