I bet he comes in French.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Dear god my vagina.
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