I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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