so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
