i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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