What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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