I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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