mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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