Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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