Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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