The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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