I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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